It’s back baby!

Posted By on July 28, 2011

rodgersbelt_575Are you ready for some football?!  Oh hell yeah I am!  I’m not sure if you guys are aware of it or not, but my Packers won the Super Bowl last year and Aaron Rogers was the MVP of the game.  SUCK IT OLD MAN FAVRE!  I’m not hating here, I’m speaking my mind about an adulterous ego maniac who shit on his old team faster than Amy Winehouse through a bag of blow.  Oh, too soon?

Now if only those knuckleheads in Washington can come to some conclusion on this whole debt fiasco before I pull all my money out of the market, move to Canada and invest in Caribou urine.  It’s gotta be holding it’s value better than some of our stocks.  But hey, football is back!  I may have already mentioned that.  I guess my one track mind is finally catching up with me because if it doesn’t relate to cigars, booze, football, hooters, cigars, boobies, beer, chi chi’s, cigars……………wait, what?  Where the hell was I? 

botlsignSpeaking of cigars, don’t forget that next week on Tuesday the 2nd of August will be Cigar Night at Big Dicks.  Don’t be intimidated my short penis friends, it’s just a nickname and his multiple wives on the ol’woodpile assure me that he’s really just mediocre dick.  Who loves ya Brother?  Dicks place is located at 3097 Glendale Ave in Titletown US of A.  Bring your lawn chair, beverages and sense of humor unless you would rather sit there and be offended by our high brow discussions that can only be compared to High Tea at Buckingham Palace.  Or happy hour at the Boars Nest in Hazzard Country.  There’re about the same thing.

The plans are in the works for a golf outing and our annual cycle ride so I’ll be looking for input next week on possible dates so we can finally get a few more events on the books .  We just have to wait for Brother Scottii’s Harley to get fixed. (again)  That one was for you Shoey!  Have a great weekend my boys and girls and I’ll see you all on the second.

Tha Cigar Soldier

About the author

The Cigar Soldier is the founding father and President of The Brotherhood of the Leaf, an internet community of cigar enthusiasts and Northeast Wisconsin’s only true membership based cigar club. As the main writer for Cigar Night, his rants can sting, stir or inspire your emotions, as he leaves no topic of enjoying the cigar lifestyle off his hit list.


2 Responses to “It’s back baby!”

  1. Shoey says:

    I didn’t say it… :p

  2. I’ll bet you were thinking it! LOL

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